Validates the URL, loads the azure extension, then registers the dataset
as a VIEW. Use az_conn() first if the connection needs an Azure secret.
Returns conn invisibly — use tbl_parquet() if you want a dplyr::tbl().
Examples
if (FALSE) { # \dontrun{
# Requires a live Azure account, credentials, and network access.
conn <- az_conn()
load_parquet(conn, "abfss://container@account/data/*.parquet", name = "events")
} # }